Lefty Loosey:  OMFG BREITBART IS NOT MEDIA, THEY ARE FRINGE ALT RIGHT CONSPIRACY THEORY RACISTS!!!  WE CANNOT HAVE THE FORMER RACIST HEAD OF BREITBART STEPHEN BANNON AS PART OF THE WHITE HOUSE!!

Righty Tighty:  Oh shit, you must have just heard the news, yea… Trump’s new advisor Stephen Bannon is a hero, anti-establishment, and all around awesome for the country…  And actually Breitbart, Infowars, Drudge Report, are the new mainstream media, so that makes sense the NYT and other douche media is livid over democracy prevailing…   Awkward…

Lefty Loosey:  NOOOOO! THEY ARE IN CONTROL.   THEY CHOOSE THE NARRATIVE.  THEY TELL YOU WHEN TO RIOT AND WHO TO HATE…  BLOOD WILL FLOW!!  THE STREETS WILL BE RED! PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE FOR CHANGE TO OCCUR…

Righty Tighty:  Wow, you really are full on triggered…  Yea, campus police…   Gonna need that support dog and mobile safe space STAT, better make it a cute support puppy, she’s really triggered…

 

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