Lefty Loosey: HELL NO RACIST TRUMP MUST GO! HELL NO RACIST TRUMP MUST GO! HELL NO RACIST TRUMP MUST GO!
Righty Tighty: Lefty, what are you protesting about now?
Lefty Loosey: Trumps a racist, who hates African Americans, and wants to enslave them again so all white privileged males can own slaves. Everything that’s been done over the last 100 years is about to be undone!
Righty Tighty: Trump just added Sheriff David Clarke (*who is Black) to his vetted White House team, and people are saying Sheriff Clarke (*who is Black) could be the head of homeland security. His tough stance on anarchy and terrorism would make me safer for sure. Really is a win/win for America.
Lefty Loosey: But Trump didn’t disavow the Ku Klux Klan, he’s a racist!
Righty Tighty: Actually, not true at all, Trump has no affiliations with the KKK and did disavow the KKK. While on the other hand, Hillary Clinton, actually had ties with the KKK and gave great praise to her friend and mentor, Robert Byrd, who was a KKK leader.
Lefty Loosey: LIES!! COME PEOPLE! WE MUST STAND UP TO THESE RACIST, BIGOT, HOMOPHOBES!!
Righty Tighty: You left out xenophobes, misogynists, and deplorables…
Lefty Loosey: THERE WILL BE BLOOD IN THE STREETS, CASUALTIES ON BOTH SIDES!!
Righty Tighty: Triggered again… Yes, hello, campus police? Gonna need that emotional support dog and mobile safe space here STAT… We’ve got another one.