Lefty Loosey:  OMG, I can’t believe our country elected a HOMOPHOBE, every man  or man pretending to be a woman or man transitioning to be a woman should be able to be that woman or be with that other man as a man and a woman…

Righty Tighty:  Lefty, what the fuck are you going on about?  Trump just added, Peter Thiel, openly gay man, who prefers the sexual company of other men over women, to his White House staff.  So the LGBT community will have a voice right next to the president.

Lefty Loosey:  No! Trump hates gays and wants to deport them or worse.   I read it on MSN or CNN or in the NYT or something.

Righty Tighty:  …Seriously…  Damn libtards really do believe anything they hear.

Lefty Loosey:  WTF did you just say to me!?!

Righty Tighty:  I said  …Seriously…  You liberals really do fight for the common man.

Lefty Loosey:  You bet we do!   THERE WILL BE BLOOD IN THE STREETS!  THERE WILL BE CASUALTIES ON BOTH SIDES!  PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE FOR CHANGE TO HAPPEN!

Righty Tighty:  Oh shit, not this again, really doesn’t take much for you to get triggered.  Campus security?  Please send that emotional support dog STAT!

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