Righty Tighty:  Hey Lefty, can you check if you see my posts and get back to me?  I’m not getting any responses to them!?!

Lefty Loosey:  Nope, don’t see anything, you were probably shadow banned by Twitter and Facebook for all the hateful, bigoted, racist, misogynist, xenophobic, homophobic, pubonic, shitty comments you posted.

Righty Tighty:  …

Lefty Loosey:  Wait, I think they’re up now.

Righty Tighty:  Oh few…  Was scared with all the allegations Twitter and Facebook are suppressing the truth.

Lefty Loosey:  JK, you’re definately shadow banned.

Righty Tighty:  FUCK!!!!  BLOOD WILL FLOW IN THE STREETS!!  THERE WILL BE CASUALTIES ON BOTH SIDES!  PEOPLE WILL RAGE QUIT!

Lefty Loosey:  Yes, campus security please…  Gonna need that emotional support dog here asap, and a mobile safe space.

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