Lefty Loosey:  OMG!  OMG!  According to this article, by Wochit News, which quotes an article, by Politico, there is still a chance Hillary can win and set the world right!  These brave American Electors are putting their lives on the line to right a huge injustice in the world.

Righty Tighty:  So you’re telling me these 2 douches have announced they are going to try to overthrow democracy and go against the wishes of the people of America…

Lefty Loosey:  YES!!! That’s exactly what I’m saying because they are the wishes of bigots, racists, fascists, homophones, xenophobes, umm and whatever other phobes there are.

Righty Tighty:  What about the misogynists?

Lefty Loosey:  OF COURSE THE MISOGYNISTS TOO…

Righty Tighty:  If I was to plan a coup I probably wouldn’t announce it to the world so the other side you are couping against can you know, stop your coup…

Lefty Loosey:  Well don’t tell anybody on their side…

Righty Tighty:  I’m on their side stupieee.

Lefty Loosey:  Well there goes that idea…

Righty Tighty:  Better luck next time…

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