Righty Tighty:  Hey Lefty, got some good news for you!

Lefty Loosey:  Serious!?!

Righty Tighty:  Yea according to the LA Times, Sen. Barbara Boxer, the human, not the dog, has introduced legislation to abolish the electoral college system so all the smaller population states in the US won’t have a voice and only big liberal cities will.

Lefty Loosey:  OMG, OMG, OMG, this woman, not the dog, deserves to be given woman of the year for listening to part of the 1/2 of the people who voted democrat, and then of that 1/2 the  very small portion who support the idea!

Righty Tighty:  Lefty, even if that were the case both parties would just change strategies and all you would see is a disenfranchised smaller population of America…  It wouldn’t give your side any advantage…

Lefty Loosey:  NO!!  THIS NEEDS TO BE MADE LAW AND WE WILL RETROACTIVELY INVOKE SAID LAW AND MAKE HILLARY PRESIDENT!!!  TO THE STREETS!  BLOOD WILL FLOW!  THERE WILL BE CASUALTIES ON BOTH SIDES!!!…

Righty Tighty:  Congress, uh, giving you a headsup, got a triggered Loosey heading your way.  Have some emotional support dogs on the ready, preferably boxers, the dogs, not the humans, and some mobile safe spaces…

 

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