Lefty Loosey: OMG please, Cher, Gaga, Miley, Myers, Colbert, and all my many other idols please stop crying! PLEASE STOP CRYING, YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY TOO…
Righty Tighty: What’s Wrong Lefty? You and all your friends seem very depressed lately, why is that?
Lefty Loosey: YOU JUST DON’T GET IT, THEY MATTER, THEIR MESSAGE IS GOSPEL, AND YOU MUST FOLLOW WHAT THEY TELL YOU! JUST LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE!! LOOK!! THEY’RE CRYING, THEY’RE DEPRESSED, AND THINK NOONE CARES ABOUT THEM…
Righty Tighty: Wow, I actually feel sorry for these people. I know what would help.
Lefty Loosey: You do? *Sniffle*
Righty Tighty: I do… Here are some emotional support dogs to hug. And I brought some baseball bats, which the Cubs used to win the world series, so when you feel better you can do some rioting.
Lefty Loosey: You really do care… *Sniffle**Sniffle*