Righty Tighty:  I really can’t believe how douchey CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, and even FOX has become…  It’s no wonder the new mainstream media like Breitbart, RT, Drudge Report, Infowars, are gaining record numbers of viewers.  People are sick of the hate and lies from the dishonest media.

Lefty Loosey:  I don’t watch those anyways I watch Daily Show, Colbert, Maher, Oliver, and SNL.

Righty Tighty:  Oh I forgot to add those to the list too, they’re losing viewers too since they’re a bunch of douchey hate mongers trying to divide the nation with labels and incite violence…

Lefty Loosey:  NO! THEY’RE NOT THE ONES CAUSING THE HATE.  WE’RE TRYING TO STOP THE HATE WITH OUR RIOTS, AND LABELING, SO EVERYONES CLEAR ON WHO THE ENEMY IS.  THEY’RE THE RACISTS, BIGOTS, WHITES, MISOGYNISTS, WHITES, XENOPHOBES, WHITES, HOMOPHOBES, WHITES, AND DEPLORABLES.  WE WON’T STOP UNTIL ALL OF THEM STOP BEING THAT.

Righty Tighty:  I don’t know anyone like that…

Lefty Loosey:  IF YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP THEN YOU’RE ONE OF THEM!  IF YOU’RE WHITE YOU’RE ONE OF THEM!  IF YOU READ OR WATCH ANYTHING OUTSIDE THE MAINSTREAM YOU’RE ONE OF THEM!

Righty Tighty:  Hey look over there I think I see a deplorable!  (*Runs away to save life)

Lefty Loosey:  WHERE!?!  Wait, where did you go Righty?  Righty?  Damn, who’s gonna listen to me protest now…

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