Righty Tighty: Lefty, I feel so relieved that we have a president who doesn’t want WW3 with Russia… And will finally work with the world ending this crazy ass war in the middle east so displaced immigrants can go back to their homes and live in peace.
Lefty Loosey: TRUMP IS A RUSSIAN SLEEPER AGENT WHO IS HERE TO SPREAD COMMUNISM AND HATE TO AMERICA!!
Righty Tighty: Shit, that didn’t take long to trigger you… Wait, isn’t communism what you’re fighting for anyways? WTF is going on, I don’t understand.
Lefty Loosey: NO, WE’RE FIGHTING FOR EQUALITY WHERE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CAN COME HERE, AND WE NEED TO HELP THEM SURVIVE, AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO PITCH IN, AND SUPPORT IMMIGRANTS, AND COLLEGE NEEDS TO BE FREE, AND HOUSING NEEDS TO BE FREE, AND FREE THE INMATES IN THE JAILS, AND FREE THE SLAVES.
Righty Tighty: Oh I know a place like that, it’s called “Lala land”
Lefty Loosey: There is!?! Where is this “Lala land”
Righty Tighty: Look at a globe and look next to “Neverland” the land Peter Pan started and you’ll find it…
Lefty Loosey: Thanks, see you, I’m off to the Geography room.
Righty Tighty: I better post a “trigger warning” to everyone in the Geography room.