Righty Tighty: I’m sure we can both agree Lefty that these 2 are both champions to humanity.
Lefty Loosey: FUCK NO!! FIRST OFF ASSANGE IS A RAPIST!!! HE IS A RAPIST!
Righty Tighty: Well we all know that isn’t true, plus to label someone before any sort of trial is wrong on so many levels… Don’t you have any reason or logic or common sense?
Lefty Loosey: RAPIST! AND YOU’RE A SUPPORTER OF RAPISTS IF YOU SUPPORT HIM.
Righty Tighty: What about Snowden, he’s definitely not a rapist?
Lefty Loosey: HE’S A RAPIST TOO, YOU’RE A RAPIST, I’M A RAPIST, WE’RE ALL RAPISTS!!!
Righty Tighty: Campus security, gonna need that emotional support dog quickly, and a mobile safe space, she’s quite triggered.