Lefty Loosey: Hey Righty, according to MSN, McCain put Trump on blast letting him know if he wants to work with Russia on taking out Isis he’ll throw a hissy fit. He’s right, you can’t cozy up to a murderous tyrannical leader.
Righty Righty: So what do you propose Mr. Trump do? Start WW3 with Russia, kill millions of innocent citizens, and drive the US deeper into debt, and blow us all up? Putin’s citizens like him (90% approval rating), and it’s really their decision on who leads them… If they don’t like it, they can start their own civil war…
Lefty Loosey: NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!! THERE WILL BE BLOOD ON BOTH SIDES!! THERE MUST BE FOR CHANGE TO OCCUR!!
Righty Righty: What is this change that must occur?
Lefty Loosey: THE CHANGE IS THEY MUST ELECT A NEW LEADER WHO ISN’T A MURDEROUS, TYRANNICAL LEADER, OMG YOU ARE SO BLIND!!
Righty Righty: You know Loosey, I found out recently that Vodka came from Sweden… I always thought it came from Russia.
Lefty Loosey: WTF DOES VODKA HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?!?
Righty Righty: We’re talking about Russia, most people probably think Vodka is Russian, I did… Since we’re talking about booze now, how about I buy you a shot and we celebrate peace comrade Loosey…
Lefty Loosey: Sounds good to me!
Righty Righty: Great! *Thinking (Wow, free booze works as good as an emotional support dog, atleast, before the booze has been consumed)