Righty Tighty:  So Lefty, I was reading this article on MSN by AFP which says Russia thinks the International War-Crime Court is  a bunch of kangaroos and decides to pull out…

Lefty Loosey:  As much as I think Russia is a kangaroo I have to agree with them.  Here in America alone, the (ICC) and the Department of Justice (DOJ) failed to charge anyone in the Bush administration with any crimes against humanity and ultimately leading us to this fucked up mess we’re in now.  You really could blame Bush for Trump being elected…

Righty Tighty:  Woah, slow down there turbo, that’s quite a stretch!!  We all know that was all Hillary, Obama, the DNC, and the media which got Trump elected. Hillary’s unlikableness/shadiness and the DNC’s unlikableness/shadiness, Obama’s economy mess/lame duckedness, and the media’s all of the above plus more…

Lefty Loosey:  NO! HOW DARE YOU BRING THEM INTO THIS!  THEY ARE NOT WAR CRIMINALS!

Righty Tighty:  Actually, I would beg to differ…  Technically, you could say they’re as much if not more so than Bush and his cronies…  I’ll just throw out a couple words to make my point; Libya, Syria, Isis, Benghazi, to name a few…

Lefty Loosey:  FUCK THAT!!  YOU’RE OUT OF ORDER, I’M OUT OF ORDER, THIS WHOLE ARTICLE IS OUT OF ORDER!!

Righty Tighty:  This did get out of order fast…   Campus security, gonna need some emotional support dogs, play doh, coloring books, and a mobile safe space here fast!

 

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