Righty Tighty:  OMG Loosey, according to reuters Google/Facebook are really going to take on the dishonest mainstream media by cutting all their advertising!  Fake news like CNN, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, NYT, POLITICO, and a lot of times FOX have got to be shitting bricks.

Lefty Loosey:  WTF are you talking about Righty, if anything you’re the Fake News and those asshats at Breitbart, Drudge, Alex Jones, and shit like that…

Righty Tighty:  I’m flattered you would think of me as News, I’m more of a comic, gossiper, and commentator type, but Breitbart, Drudge, Alex Jones, and shit like that is where I get my news because it’s not fake or filtered or biased towards some fucked up agenda, and the whole world thinks that way.

Lefty Loosey:  Well I don’t, I get my news at CNN and comedy places like Bill Maher, John Oliver, Daily Show.

Righty Tighty:  So who the fuck is the fake news?  Who is going to judge that?  This is pretty dangerous that Google and Facebook even decide what is news, people are smart enough to decide on their own what’s news…

Lefty Loosey:  Hate to tell you this but all our advertisers just got removed…

Righty Tighty:  FUCK THIS!!! WE ARE NOT NEWS WE JUST JOKE ABOUT NEWS FUCK THEM THEY CAN’T DO THIS!  BLOOD WILL FLOW RED WITH BLOOD AND CHANGE AND STUFF!

Lefty Loosey:  Just kidding, we never had advertisers retard!  So triggered!  Campus security, gonna need that emotional support dog and mobile safe space asap…  What do you mean is it for Lefty!?!  This is Lefty!  What!?! Righty never triggers!?!  Well he’s fucking triggered, get that shit here before I trigger!

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