Lefty Loosey:  OMG Righty, Muslim hate crime has risen 67% according to CNN.  This is injustice, we need to take to the streets and show these haters we will not tolerate hate.

Righty Tighty:  Lefty, calm down.  How many total Muslims were victims to hate crimes in 2015?

Lefty Loosey:  Well it says 257 people…  Why does that matter it’s 67% that matters…

Righty Tighty:  So out of 319 million Americans 257 were victims, that would make America the safest country in the world for Muslims, for starters, secondly, that would make them the safest religious group in america with the lowest amount of hate crime out of all hate crime.

Lefty Loosey:  But…. but…  67%….

Righty Tighty:  Lefty, I know percentages sound scary, but it’s CNN trying to boost hate crime by scaring people with their stories.

Lefty Loosey:  …

Righty Tighty:  I know you’re confused right now Lefty, here, take this anti-hate sign and go protest…

Lefty Loosey:  THANKS RIGHTY, WE ALL KNOW MUSLIM HATE MUST GO! WE ALL KNOW MUSLIM HATE MUST GO! WE ALL KNOW MUSLIM HATE MUST GO!…

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