Lefty Loosey: Hey Righty! Checkout this video, the Alt Left Washington Post released, showing Obama pretty much liken our nation to a nation of Nazi’s, in a round about diplomatic, pussy sort of way… Which is true, we are infested with a bunch of racist, homophobic, xenophobic… *goes on listing all the phobes and nists
Righty Tighty: Woah, slow down there Lefty… I think Obama is just in denial, which is understandable, he’s been on the wrong side of history this last 8 years, and the thought of change is affecting the whole nation, which is so ironic because that’s the platform he ran on… What he calls “crude Nationalism” I call “Patriotism”.
Lefty Loosey: Patriotism my ass! TIME TO GET THE SIGNS AND TAKE TO THE STREETS. I’LL LOGON MOVEON.ORG AND SEE WHERE THE NEXT SCHEDULED PROTEST SOROS WANTS US AT, TO PROTEST THESE RACIST NATIONALIST NAZI’S! THERE WILL BE BLOOD IN THE STREETS! THERE WILL BE CASUALTIES ON BOTH SIDES! PEOPLE MUST DIE FOR CHANGE TO OCCUR!…
Righty Tighty: This was definitely bound to get out of hand fast… Yes, campus security? Please send that emotional support dog and mobile safe space to the quad, and make sure there is no red, white, or blue colors, could cause another triggering.