Righty Tighty: Hey Lefty, I think I have the first story here on MSN that we can both agree on!
Lefty Loosey: I doubt that… *all pouty sounding
Righty Tighty: No really, you know Mylan, that Pen maker, Epi-Pen maker, that pulled a “Shkreli” and jacked the price of Epi-Pens through the roof to make that skrilla (cash). Well they’re trying to pay off the government, so they can keep the high price, and everythings cool, and the government will say, oh, we showed them, when really, they shook them down for money, and people still get dicked in the end , paying high prices for Epi-Pens.
Lefty Loosey: OMFG, ARE YOU SERIOUS!
Righty Tighty: I’M FUCKING SERIOUS!
Lefty Loosey: OK PROTEST TIME, YOU MAKE THE SIGNS AND I’LL GET THE PEOPLE!
Righty Tighty: JUST DON’T USE MOVEON.ORG, THEY DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT REAL CAUSES.
Lefty Loosey: I’LL LET THAT SLIDE. LET’S ROLL OUT! MYLAN YOU’VE BEEN TRIGGERWARNED!