Righty Tighty:  So Lefty, what a nice time to go on vacation when everything you worked hard for has a countdown timer to explode change across the country…

Lefty Loosey:  Righty, Obama is not on vacation he’s giving important speeches telling other countries how to rule their people properly…

Righty Tighty:  Do you not see the irony of that when everything he’s done hasn’t worked…  OMG, it’s so mind-blowing how ignorant you people are Lefty.

Lefty Loosey:  WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLING IGNORANT YOU RACIST, HOMOPHOBE, MISOGYNIST ASSHOLE!! YOU ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA OMG!!!   BLOOD WILL FLOW IN THE STREETS, THERE WILL BE-

Righty Tighty:  casualties on both sides…  yada yada yada, I already know that Lefty…

Lefty Loosey:  HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME, YOU %&##%&#%%#%…!!

Righty Tighty:  Campus security, gonna need the regular, emotional support dog and mobile safe space.

 

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