Righty Tighty:  Lefty OMG, Trump has started draining the swamp hard core check this vid out from infowars.  They are freakin deakin over swamp creatures (lobbyists) being tossed out of power!

Lefty Loosey:  OMG, you now watch infowars with Alex Jones, he’s the alt right crazy racist conspiracy theory asshat…

Righty Tighty:  WTF are you going on about, he’s one of the new mainstream media’s where we can get TRUTH, I don’t care what his beliefs are, I just like the fact he reports on the truth that all the alt left media sites (CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NYT, FOX, WP, DUM, ASS, HAT…)   hide, suppress, or censor…

Lefty Loosey:  Well I’m looking at the New York Times report and they are saying that his team is the one in disarray!

Righty Tighty:  That’s what I’m saying!  They’re panicking as all their cronie swamp asshats get outted from the swap, the shit is starting to drain!  The alt left is spinnin records to get this under control as they lose massive amounts of listeners/readers due to the complete one sided garbage they spew.

Lefty Loosey:  Look if John Oliver doesn’t say it or Bill Maher then it isn’t real…

Righty Tighty:  OMG, LOOK AT BOTH SIDES AND FORM YOUR OWN FUCKING OPINION LEFTY, JESUS!

Lefty Loosey:  I believe I just got him to trigger!  I win!

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