Righty Tighty:  Lefty, why is it Obama was never concerned about what was real or fake until now?

Lefty Loosey:  Probably because he just watched the Matrix, that shit will blow your mind…

Righty Tighty:  Oh shit, you’re right, he probably just took the “Red Pill” against his will like everyone in America so now they are all fucked up…

Lefty Loosey:  So I’m reading on the Huffington Post, here, that Obama’s having a hard time knowing what’s real and what to fight for and went to Germany to ask Merkle for answers.

Righty Tighty:  Yea he definately took the “Red Pill”, and is having a bad trip, funny thing is Merkle took the “Blue Pill” so she must think he’s fucking tripping on acid or some shit.

Lefty Loosey:  Let’s donate some money to the “Clinton Foundation” and send some emotional support dogs and mobile safe spaces their way, and some play doh.  Play doh is fun on acid.

Righty Tighty:  Great idea, I’ll donate towards that, except only 5% of what we donate will actually go towards it if we use the “Clinton Foundation”…

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