Lefty Loosey: So Righty, I was gonna pick up Megyn Kelly’s new book, but I’m hearing it got really shitty reviews… It sucks because I watch her all the time on Fox and I love her.
Righty Tighty: That’s because she probably doesn’t write the shit on Fox she’s just reading a teleprompter, so in real life she’s probably just a dumb blond…
Lefty Loosey: Fuck you! Just because she’s blond doesn’t make her dumb. I see what’s going on these Trump fucks are low balling her reviews on Amazon according to this Vocativ article.
Righty Tighty: Lol, you just figured that out. You should write a book about you just figuring that shit out!
Lefty Loosey: Fuck you maybe I will.
Righty Tighty: OK, I dare you to, do it.
Lefty Loosey: No, I dare you to, you write a book about me writing a book about figuring that shit out.
Righty Tighty: Fine, I bet it gets a higher rating than Megyn’s book, hehe.