Lefty Loosey:  So Righty, I was gonna pick up Megyn Kelly’s new book, but I’m hearing it got really shitty reviews…  It sucks because I watch her all the time on Fox and I love her.

Righty Tighty:  That’s because she probably doesn’t write the shit on Fox she’s just reading a teleprompter, so in real life she’s probably just a dumb blond…

Lefty Loosey:  Fuck you!  Just because she’s blond doesn’t make her dumb.  I see what’s going on these Trump fucks are low balling her reviews on Amazon according to this Vocativ article.

Righty Tighty:  Lol, you just figured that out.  You should write a book about you just figuring that shit out!

Lefty Loosey:  Fuck you maybe I will.

Righty Tighty:  OK, I dare you to, do it.

Lefty Loosey:  No, I dare you to, you write a book about me writing a book about figuring that shit out.

Righty Tighty:  Fine, I bet it gets a higher rating than Megyn’s book, hehe.

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