Righty Tighty:  Woah Lefty, this is some serious shit right up your alley.  According to Bloombergs article, Obama may pardon 750,000 non-French immigrants to give Trump the middle finger, pardon my French!

Lefty Loosey:  OMFG, this is GREAT, it’s a step in the right direction for having a borderless world where all of us can go wherever we want, whenever we want, like Hillary intended!

Righty Tighty:  I knew you’d like it, problem is a majority of the world doesn’t like it.  And if you’ve seen the clusterfuck Europe has become you can understand why.

Lefty Loosey:  No those are all “Fake News” stories from the Alt-Right, there is no problems, everyone loves their new freedoms.

Righty Tighty:  Lefty, not true.  There are thousands of sexual crimes including rape and molestation, there are anti-muslim hate crimes, there are anti-everyone crimes.  So noone likes it, it was forced on them from incompetent leaders bent on war over stability…

Lefty Loosey:  More Alt-Right “Fake” news crap you’re just triggered…

Righty Tighty:  No, you’re just retarded…

Lefty Loosey:  That’s not nice to actual retards, you should say you’re just mentally challenged.

Righty Tighty:  OMFG…  I need an emotional support dog, and a safe space.