Righty Tighty:  Was reading the tabloids today Lefty and saw a cool article from Dailymail (link), Peter Thiel, the guy who likes hugging other guys, created something called a “Plum List” to weed out turncoats for Trump.

Lefty Loosey:  Why isn’t Paul Ryan on that list?

Righty Tighty:  Oh snap!  You’re right tho, he’s probably not on the list of keepers because Paul Ryan’s a “douche”, everyone knows it.

Lefty Loosey:  I still think Paul Ryan should come out of the closet as a Democrat and run in 2020…

Righty Tighty:  How did this turn into a Paul Ryan piece?

Lefty Loosey:  I’m gonna start a list too, of potential 2020 candidates.

Righty Tighty:  Oh really, who’s gonna be the list?

Lefty Loosey:  So far just Paul Ryan.

Righty Tighty: Ugg…