Righty Tighty: Was reading the tabloids today Lefty and saw a cool article from Dailymail (link), Peter Thiel, the guy who likes hugging other guys, created something called a “Plum List” to weed out turncoats for Trump.
Lefty Loosey: Why isn’t Paul Ryan on that list?
Righty Tighty: Oh snap! You’re right tho, he’s probably not on the list of keepers because Paul Ryan’s a “douche”, everyone knows it.
Lefty Loosey: I still think Paul Ryan should come out of the closet as a Democrat and run in 2020…
Righty Tighty: How did this turn into a Paul Ryan piece?
Lefty Loosey: I’m gonna start a list too, of potential 2020 candidates.
Righty Tighty: Oh really, who’s gonna be the list?
Lefty Loosey: So far just Paul Ryan.
Righty Tighty: Ugg…