Righty Tighty:  Wow, after starting a world wide panic and fleecing billions in funding for Zika, the governments have moved on from this years “Health Crisis” it sounds.  According to the UK Daily Mail (link) the World Heath Organization (WHO) says it’s no longer an issue, probably since it was never an issue…

Lefty Loosey:  I bet all those so called Brazilian baby defects were from GMO’s and this shit was to hide that fact.

Righty Tighty:  I think you’re onto something, it’s really hard to know what nefarious plan is afoot to hide the truth, EXCEPT, that we know there is always nefarious plans with these greedy asshats.

Lefty Loosey:  Gotta say I agree with you on this one, usually comes down to fear mongering, money, and protecting too big to fail genetic food and pesticide companies.

Righty Tighty:  I still don’t like mosquitos though, fuck em.

Lefty Loosey:  Me either, fuck em.

Righty Tighty:  I like mojitos though.

Lefty Loosey:  Here’s a good mojitos recipe:


oz Don Julio® Blanco Tequila
½oz Fresh Lime Juice
½oz Simple Syrup
Fresh Mint, Muddled
1 Fresh Lime, cut into small pieces
1oz Club Soda
1Sprig Mint


  1. Put all ingredients except club soda and mint sprig into a mixing glass.
  2. Add ice and shake vigorously.
  3. Add club soda, shake once, and pour into a highball glass.
  4. Garnish with a mint sprig.