Righty Tighty:  Wait, is this Washington Post story posted on MSN for real (link) ?  So how the fuck are we supposed to know what’s real anymore?  Donald Trump says the Washington Post and other papers are fake and dishonest and they say Facebook is dishonest and Facebook says the people are dishonest.

Lefty Loosey:  Look it’s simple…  Any paper which talks shit about Donald Trump is telling the truth…  That simple, period.

Righty Tighty:  Ohhhh…  Yea thanks for clearing that up Lefty, NOT.

Lefty Loosey:  What we need are some fact checkers like Hillary was saying.  And since none of us want to fact check, Obama and Facebook are going to do it for us.

Righty Tighty:  That is fucking hilarious, they should put a big fucking green checkmark next to every fact checked story, then I’ll know which ones are really the fake ones the left put out, really will help me sort through all the bullshit.

Lefty Loosey:  Oh very funny, dick…

Righty Tighty:  Seriously though, I don’t remember them giving two flying fucks about what’s real or fake until they lost. They don’t realize people can sniff out bullshit, we got scammers coming at us left and right trying to call us and steal our money, beg in front of stores and on corners,  fishing online for fake dating accounts, we’re pro fact checkers and these elitist retards don’t understand shit.  They lost because THEY LOVE WAR AND CAUSED MILLIONS OF REFUGEE MUSLIMS TO SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL MAKING JACK SHIT IN AMERICA YET HOUSING PRICES AND RENT AND FOOD KEEP GOING UP, THAT SIMPLE.

Lefty Loosey:  Are you triggered?  Sounds like you are, just in case I’ll get an emotional support dog…

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