Righty Tighty: Hey Lefty, memba that “Barefoot Bandit” dude who stole planes and did shit “Barefoot” like a sasquatch.
Lefty Loosey: Fuck yea, loved hearing about that dude. Wasn’t DiCaprio making a movie where he was the “Barefoot” dude?
Righty Tighty: Probably, I’d watch it. Anyways according to Daily Mail UK (Link), that “Barefoot” dude is on the loose and ready to be a bandit again.
Lefty Loosey: Oh shit, make sure to tell all the small aircraft owners not to leave their keys in the ignition!
Righty Tighty: Right you are Lefty.
Lefty Loosey: I’m sure we’ll be hearing more about this sasquatch in the coming days.
Righty Tighty: Yea, someone’s definately gonna be messin with “Barefoot”
Lefty Loosey: Oh really, how do you know that.
Righty Tighty: Just sounded good to me.