Righty Tighty:  Hey Lefty, memba that “Barefoot Bandit” dude who stole planes and did shit “Barefoot” like a sasquatch.

Lefty Loosey:  Fuck yea, loved hearing about that dude.  Wasn’t DiCaprio making a movie where he was the “Barefoot” dude?

Righty Tighty:  Probably, I’d watch it.  Anyways according to Daily Mail UK (Link), that “Barefoot” dude is on the loose and ready to be a bandit again.

Lefty Loosey:  Oh shit, make sure to tell all the small aircraft owners not to leave their keys in the ignition!

Righty Tighty:  Right you are Lefty.

Lefty Loosey:  I’m sure we’ll be hearing more about this sasquatch in the coming days.

Righty Tighty:  Yea, someone’s definately gonna be messin with “Barefoot”

Lefty Loosey:  Oh really, how do you know that.

Righty Tighty:  Just sounded good to me.

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