Righty Tighty:  Welp, them Dems have gone full retard once again…  Check this (Link) out from Infowars.com.  This dude threatened President Trump and said he didn’t care if he served Infinite Sentences and Beyond lol.  Then once he got arrested and they said, ok you can have your wish, he started crying and said he was drunk and sorry and probably said he would suck president Trump’s dick if he could get out of trouble…

Lefty Loosey:  Woah that is pretty fucking full retard…  But I’ve heard worse so i think they should let him go he said he’s sorry.

Righty Tighty:  What!?!  Are you fucking kidding me.  Well I guess since the rule of law doesn’t mean jack shit and noone enforces it you’re probably right, NOT.  Make a fucking example of that fuck.  I bet you the Establishment mainstream media blackballs this story since it makes the loons look bad, I mean they created this fucker…

Lefty Loosey:  Look I don’t see the big deal he said he’s sorry…

Righty Tighty:  OMFG, I know exactly how you would act if these roles were reversed…

Lefty Loosey:  What do you mean, I’m fair and balanced like Fox.

Righty Tighty:  (*Sigh

Lefty Loosey:  I think I’ll see if Moveon.org is protesting this guys arrest and help to get him released!

Righty Tighty: OMFG NOOOOO!!!!

Lefty Loosey:  You triggered, I win :D.  Your prize is an emotional support dog and a safe space.

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