Righty Tighty:  So Lefty, sounds like that “Creeper” Michael Moore is surrounding Trump Tower (Link).  MSN said he was told to step aside by security there.

Lefty Loosey:  They also said he told Trump to step aside as President and let Hillary be president.

Righty Tighty:  Oh, I must have missed that part, what a dick that “Creeper” Michael Moore is.

Lefty Loosey:  No, what a dick Trump is for not listening to that “Creeper” Michael Moore.

Righty Tighty:  If you like that “Creeper” Michael Moore so much why don’t you marry him.

Lefty Loosey:  If you like that dick Trump so much why don’t you marry him.

Righty Tighty:  Trumps already married dumb fuck or I would, so there.  What about you, marry Michael Moore you asshat.

Lefty Loosey:  FUCK THAT NOT GONNA MARRY A “Creeper”!!!

Righty Tighty:  Yea, campus security.  Gonna need some emotional support dogs here and a mobile safe space, we’ve got a triggered “Creeper”.