Righty Tighty: So Lefty, sounds like that “Creeper” Michael Moore is surrounding Trump Tower (Link). MSN said he was told to step aside by security there.
Lefty Loosey: They also said he told Trump to step aside as President and let Hillary be president.
Righty Tighty: Oh, I must have missed that part, what a dick that “Creeper” Michael Moore is.
Lefty Loosey: No, what a dick Trump is for not listening to that “Creeper” Michael Moore.
Righty Tighty: If you like that “Creeper” Michael Moore so much why don’t you marry him.
Lefty Loosey: If you like that dick Trump so much why don’t you marry him.
Righty Tighty: Trumps already married dumb fuck or I would, so there. What about you, marry Michael Moore you asshat.
Lefty Loosey: FUCK THAT NOT GONNA MARRY A “Creeper”!!!
Righty Tighty: Yea, campus security. Gonna need some emotional support dogs here and a mobile safe space, we’ve got a triggered “Creeper”.