Righty Tighty:  Got bad news for you Lefty, your censors Twitter and Facebook are about to be irrelevant for censoring and policing peoples free speech…  Theres a new sheriff in town goes by the name of “Gab”, they’ve been talking about it on Breitbart and everyone can get their message heard without fear of censorship or shadow banning!  (Link)

Lefty Loosey:  I don’t know what you’re talking about?  Nothing I’ve said or read on Facebook or Twitter has been censored unless it’s on the fake news list or deemed an alt right racist or hateful, which needs to be censored.

Righty Tighty:  That’s exactly why people are leaving, they’re banning shit which they deem bad, I should be able to ban the shit I choose, not those fucks.

Lefty Loosey:  Why that’s just retarded…  They’re doing you a service to keep your precious eyes from seeing the ugliness of the free world.

Righty Tighty:  Holy shit, I bet I’m banned by those fuckers too.

Lefty Loosey:  If you’re not I’ll report you, you deserve to be banned.

Righty Tighty:  Well if they ban me they ban you too.

Lefty Loosey:  So be it…

Righty Tighty:  OMFG you mindless hypnotized liberal puppet, thank god Trump won.

Lefty Loosey:  Fuck you just reminded me I got a protest to get to!   FAKE NEWS IS JUST LORE, JUST KICK IT OUT THE DOOR, FAKE NEWS IS JUST LORE, JUST KICK IT OUT THE DOOR…

Righty Tighty: *Thinking(Such a retarded protest slogan, omg liberals…)  *Says – Good Slogan Lefty, you show fake news who’s fake!

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