Righty Tighty:  Dude Lefty, just got done takin a deuce.

Lefty Loosey:  TMI dude…

Righty Tighty:  No the TMI part hasn’t come yet, I used Charmin now my ass is covered in fucking “Charmin balls”.  Fucking pisses me off, it doesn’t even shower off easy…

Lefty Loosey:  Oh shit, no pun intended.  I know what you mean, I stopped using that shit, even their so called “Strong” Charmin red, balls up like a motherfucker, and I don’t even have any ass hair.

Righty Tighty:  You don’t have ass hair WTF, TMI dude.

Lefty Loosey:  No really I get that shit waxed.

Righty Tighty:  Oh…  Must be a democrat thing or a gay thing or both.

Lefty Loosey:  Very fucking funny homophobe!

Righty Tighty:  Oh, we’re gonna resort to the name calling now, well fuck you barbie doll plastic ass.

Lefty Loosey:  DUDE I JUST LIKE TO HAVE A SHAVED ASSHOLE, HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY POLITICAL AFFILIATION OR MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION OR BARBIES YOU FUCKER!!

Righty Tighty:  Campus security, gonna need some more TP for Lefty’s bunghole and a safe space for Lefty to wax…

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