Righty Tighty:  Well Lefty, looks like it won’t be WW3 which does us in, it will be Japan and clean energy (Link)…

Lefty Loosey:  I heard Captain Hindsite say that Nuclear reactors in Earthquake and Tsunami prone areas are a bad idea…   If only Japan would have listened to him after the fact…

Righty Tighty:  Right you are Lefty, as rare as that is.

Lefty Loosey:  I’m hearing Japan says technology to fix the leaking plant hasn’t even been invented yet, and won’t be for another 20-40 years.  All the terminators they send into the reactor melt and are useless…

Righty Tighty:  Why does man have to meddle with the powers of god?

Lefty Loosey:  So we can have internet, movies, and video games…

Righty Tighty:  Well if you put it that way then it was totally “worth” it.

Lefty Loosey:  I agree, it’s “worth” the risk.

Righty Tighty:  It’s better to have loved than not to have known the love of the internet, movies, games, and anything pluggable which draws power.

Lefty Loosey:  Well said.

Righty Tighty:  All we can do now is hope Mother Earth’s period stops and she calms her temper…

Lefty Loosey: YOU MISOGYNIST MOTHER FUCKER HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT…

Righty Tighty:  Just when I thought we were bonding Lefty, you have to trigger…   Campus security, please send some emotional support dogs and a radiation proof safe space for Lefty.

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