Righty Tighty: Nurse Lefty, get me 50 cc’s of hip hop Stat! So, I’ve been watching that Kanye thinks he’s Doogie Howser now (Link).
Lefty Loosey: You’re such a tool Righty, he’s hospitalized from overworking himself…
Righty Tighty: Oh, you mean like Hillary was…
Lefty Loosey: No! I mean I guess so, maybe he’s super busy like she was.
Righty Tighty: Or maybe he’s just “low energy” like she was.
Lefty Loosey: Oh snap!
Righty Tighty: Crackle and Pop 😛
Lefty Loosey: Seriously fuck you, Kanye’s talented, popular, and he’s married to an amazing woman who’s very successful.
Righty Tighty: And very fucking hot.
Lefty Loosey: Yes she’s attractive.
Righty Tighty: No I don’t mean that, I mean she’s hot as in body temperature, might have a fever that’s why doctor “Doogie West” is performing surgery on her as we speak.
Lefty Loosey: …
Righty Tighty: What you never played doctor as a kid?
Lefty Loosey: Of course I did but they aren’t kids…
Righty Tighty: Apparently no one told them that… Don’t ruin it.
Lefty Loosey: How about we just send some emotional support dogs out to their safe space hospital.
Righty Tighty: Right you are Lefty, good thinking.