Righty Tighty: Damn Lefty! Trump just lured the dishonest establishment media into a beat-down! Check this (Link) from Infowars. Callin out that chump CNN President Jeff Zucker by name and branding them all deceitful dishonest liars, lol.
Lefty Loosey: I love CNN and this was uncalled for, just tasteless, they are as fair as it gets on their reporting.
Righty Tighty: I know Lefty, CNN is about as fair as winning a stuffed animal from a carnival game, all rigged, all lies, all the time.
Lefty Loosey: I love fairs and I win stuffed animals, that’s unfair to say that.
Righty Tighty: You might win a stuffed animal after you pump in more than 10X the cost of it, LOL. But you go there knowing that for the experience, just like you watch CNN knowing they’re full of shit just to know what their agenda is.
Lefty Loosey: What $20 for a stuffed animal is a fair price…
Righty Tighty: LOL, there is no hope for you Lefty…
Lefty Loosey: Well, everyone loves scones, can we at least agree on that.
Righty Tighty: Yes, we can agree that scones are fucking awesome and so is Trump!
Lefty Loosey: Fine, I’m off to get a scone then.
Righty Tighty: Bring me back one too, and a stuffed animal since you’re so good at winning them, one that looks like “Pepe the Frog”.