Righty Tighty: So Lefty, Marky Mark Zuckerberg is up to his new funky tricks peddling censorship to China since he’s perfected it in America… (Link)
Lefty Loosey: Well it is written by the New York Funky Times and they are on the “approved” list of truthful non “fake” news so it must be true. Only it’s a day late and a dollar short, Donnie. Where was the censorship when the fake Hillary news was coming out.
Righty Tighty: Look Funky Lefty, that news coming out wasn’t fake and the FBI is still investigating her.
Lefty Loosey: Doesn’t matter, Funky Trump already reneged on that promise of prosecuting Hillary, so I’m not worried.
Righty Tighty: Yea looks that way.
Lefty Loosey: So Fakebook has censored 55,000+ different types of content in 20 countries within 6 months.
Righty Tighty: Shadow banned them probably, it shows you posted it but noone else sees it, nice and sneaky shit.
Lefty Loosey: I think my phone company shadow bans my weed dealer so I don’t see the newest menu.
Righty Tighty: They totally do, make you get it from the government run stores.
Lefty Loosey: Atleast we can smoke weed fuck China…
Righty Tighty: Lol, I bet your weed pipe/bong was made in China… They probably love weed.
Lefty Loosey: They hate golf though.
Righty Tighty: But they love chicken feet. What were we even talking about?
Lefty Loosey: I don’t remember I’m pretty stoned…