Lefty Loosey: Gotta say Righty, I’m starting to like Trump almost as much as Hillary, in a month he’ll be a full on Democrat. He’s already flipped on the wall, he’s already decided against deportation, he’s surrendered to the Media, climate change is real, and he’s decided to let Hillary get away with murder, embezzlement and treason. Check this (Link)
Righty Tighty: Well, us conservatives don’t get all bent out of shape when leaders flip flop. He’s trying to calm the masses of crying babies outside of their safe spaces. We just want the law upheld and money in our pockets so we can live the American dream.
Lefty Loosey: It’s only a matter of time before he tells us, yea about those jobs, turns out they were run by Mexican and Chinese robots so even if I brought them back it won’t help you.
Righty Tighty: Lol, Mexican and Chinese terminators… Well if the elitists and Google get their way we’ll all be extinct.
Lefty Loosey: So what you think of Trump now, huh?
Righty Tighty: Well, as most on the right probably think, I sleep soundly knowing we won’t be going to war with Russia and Iran which was a given with Killary. 2nd, if he doesn’t follow thru with his promises all the gains the right had will be reversed as we are a vengeful peoples and will vote Left to spite lame ducks. If he follows through I’m sure a lot of the left will come right as well.
Lefty Loosey: If he keeps this up we will, all that’s left is he needs to side with Wallstreet and the FED, start shit with Russia and Iran, then he’s a full on cuck.
Righty Tighty: Well that’s where I draw my line in the sand…
Lefty Loosey: I used to be against Wallstreet too I think, but somehow, if Wallstreet is against Trump and I’m against Trump they are my “Frenemy”.
Righty Tighty: You have no soul do you?
Lefty Loosey: You’re the ones who made a deal with the devil and now it’s time to pay the piper. Can’t wait to see the Media stone Trump with shame until he switches full left.
Righty Tighty: You mean switches full “retard”.
Lefty Loosey: No, you mean switches full “mentally challenged”.