Lefty Loosey: This is such a non-story but I thought it funny how MSN is putting articles up that CBS reported about dumb rich men so I thought it would make a funny title. (Link)
Righty Tighty: Sounds like dumb rich people problems to me Lefty…
Lefty Loosey: Yes it does Righty..
Righty Tighty: So what is there to say about some dumb rich men suing dumber rich men?
Lefty Loosey: Sounds like there was a victory for dumb rich men everywhere when the jury sided with the dumb rich men who got cheated by the dumber rich men.
Righty Tighty: Dumb rich men everywhere should be celebrating this win, even the ones who lost because they’re still dumb rich men.
Lefty Loosey: Right you are righty, it’s a victory for dumb rich men everywhere, justice has been served.
Righty Tighty: What would you do if you were a dumb rich man who just won another $140 Million Lefty?
Lefty Loosey: I would organize protests across the country against the dumb rich man president elect…
Righty Tighty: So you would protest against the dumb rich man president elect in favor of the dumber rich female and her dumb rich man?
Lefty Loosey: Exactly…
Righty Tighty: Well fuck that, I would say deuces and go be a dumb rich man and have dumb rich man problems like which escort I’m going to bang tonight or which type of cigar I’m going to smoke and which year of ridiculously expensive wine to pair with my fillet minion.
Lefty Loosey: Lol, fillet minion… Dummy, it’s fillet mignon.
Dumb Rich Men: YOU’RE BOTH FUCKING DUMMIES IT’S FILET MIGNON, ONE L IN FILET… ALSO WE’LL TAKE OURS RARE PAIRED WITH A DON MELCHOR, CABERNET SAUVIGNON , 1996 “THE 1996 IS MEDIUM TO DARK RUBY-COLORED AND HAS A RED FRUIT (MOSTLY CHERRIES AND RASPBERRIES) FILLED NOSE. IT IS MEDIUM-BODIED AND FIRM, WITH JUICY CHERRIES AND BLACKBERRIES AS WELL AS ZESTY HINTS OF CURRANTS IN ITS FOURSQUARE PERSONALITY….”
AFTER DINNER WE’D LIKE TO PUFF ON COHIBA BEHIKE, $470.00 THE COHIBA BEHIKE MEASURES 7.5 INCHES LONG AND HAS A 52-INCH RING SIZE. IT FIRST HIT THE MARKET IN 2006 AND THE COMPANY ONLY MANUFACTURED 100 PIECES THEN.
Righty Tighty: Lol, derp… Campus security, gonna need some emotional support dogs along with that meal order for these triggered dumb rich men.