Righty Tighty:  Man CNN just won’t give it up…(Link)  I remember when these asshats tried to make Trump promise to accept the results before they came in and now this is just pathetic…

Lefty Loosey:  You have to admit it looks sketchy when results from so many states went to Trump instead of Hillary…

Righty Tighty:  So you’re saying there is massive widespread fraud from Russia, lol, gonna double down on that narrative huh?

Lefty Loosey:  You can’t fuck with science…

Righty Tighty:  Especially mad science…

Lefty Loosey:  When you don’t get the desired results in a science experiment, you redo the experiment until you get the results you want.

Righty Tighty:  Oh I see the relation, let’s just setup another election then, what say you we retry the experiment in say, about 4 more years.

Lefty Loosey:  See that sounds reasonable….  Wait a sec, I see what you did there.

Righty Tighty:  Did what?  What do you mean?  I’m agreeing with you, we should have a recount and a whole new election…  in 4 years.

Lefty Loosey:  But in 4 years there will be one anyways…  WTF.

Righty Tighty:  Right you are Lefty, we already thought this might happen, so we setup another election for you incase you’re not happy with the outcome, it takes place in 4 years.

Lefty Loosey:  No that doesn’t work for me, we need one now!

Righty Tighty:  Well you’re a man of science Lefty and in science you have to setup the experiment and do calculations and shit and that shit takes time, like 4 years time, sorry but it’s science…

Lefty Loosey:  FUCK SCIENCE!  WE’LL JUST TAKE THIS EXPERIMENT TO THE STREETS!  THERE WILL BE CASUALTIES ON BOTH SIDES, BLOOD WILL FLOW!

Righty Tighty:  Campus security, just like I predicted scientifically, Lefty triggered…  Please send some scientific emotional support dogs in lab coats and a mobile safe lab for Lefty.

 

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