Righty Tighty: Dude Lefty, are scientists fucking retarded or is it just me. According to this story by The Guardian (Link) these fuckers actually dug up the Black Plague and got samples which tested positive for the Black Plague, I don’t see how that could go wrong in any way do you?
Lefty Loosey: Lol, first off, the proper term for them is “mentally challenged” only anti-pc haters use the term retarded, it’s offensive to retarded people.
Righty Tighty: omfg lol, you’re retarded.
Lefty Loosey: And yes these scientists are mentally challenged if they think they can safely contain deadly bacteria. There are countless examples where deadly bacteria is shipped and broken in the mail, there is no oversight on it whatsoever.
Righty Tighty: I know, these jackhole scientists will be the death of humanity.
Lefty Loosey: No doubt…
Righty Tighty: Or the Liberals could beat them.
Lefty Loosey: Fuck you the GOP could beat them.
Righty Tighty: I could see a group of liberals go to the black plague site to protest the unburial of the site and end up catching the black plague then unleashing it upon humanity as they spread it to each other at every protest they goto, LOL.
Lefty Loosey: I WOULD GET BLACK PLAGUE FOR SURE TO SPREAD IT TO YOU RIGHTY! THERE WILL BE PLAGUE IN THE STREETS! THERE WILL BE CASUALTIES ON BOTH SIDES!
Righty Tighty: Lol, campus security, Lefty triggered again, gonna need some emotional support dogs in biohazard suits and a contamination free safe space.