Righty Tighty: Lefty, even you gotta have a beef with all the corruption going on gauging us poor folks. According to Fox (Link) even Boeing is ass raping us by charging 4 billion for a plane.
Lefty Loosey: Maybe the plane is nuclear proof and made out of the black box which survives the crash?
Righty Tighty: For 4 billion dollars the plane should atleast be a fucking Transformer.
Lefty Loosey: 4 billion could probably create a Stargate and we could transport without flying.
Righty Tighty: Oh fucking good call, they should spend 4 billion making Star Trek transporter technology.
Lefty Loosey: I could transport my coffee from Starbucks and not wait in line.
Righty Tighty: I could transport my McDonald’s all day breakfast and it would still be hot when it gets to my house!
Lefty Loosey: I could transport myself straight to the protest anywhere in the world!
Righty Tighty: I guess Trump will just have to pound them Redbulls everyday and fly himself around.
Lefty Loosey: Redbulls don’t give you wings, I know I’ve tried.
Righty Tighty: Lol, you fucktard Lefty.
Lefty Loosey: What? They don’t give you wings… False advertising.
Righty Tighty: You should sue them Lefty.
Lefty Loosey: At the very least I’m going to protest…