Righty Tighty:  Lefty, even you gotta have a beef with all the corruption going on gauging us poor folks.  According to Fox (Link) even Boeing is ass raping us by charging 4 billion for a plane.

Lefty Loosey:  Maybe the plane is nuclear proof and made out of the black box which survives the crash?

Righty Tighty:  For 4 billion dollars the plane should atleast be a fucking Transformer.

Lefty Loosey:  4 billion could probably create a Stargate and we could transport without flying.

Righty Tighty:  Oh fucking good call, they should spend 4 billion making Star Trek transporter technology.

Lefty Loosey:  I could transport my coffee from Starbucks and not wait in line.

Righty Tighty:  I could transport my McDonald’s all day breakfast and it would still be hot when it gets to my house!

Lefty Loosey:  I could transport myself straight to the protest anywhere in the world!

Righty Tighty:  I guess Trump will just have to pound them Redbulls everyday and fly himself around.

Lefty Loosey:  Redbulls don’t give you wings, I know I’ve tried.

Righty Tighty:  Lol, you fucktard Lefty.

Lefty Loosey:  What?  They don’t give you wings…  False advertising.

Righty Tighty:  You should sue them Lefty.

Lefty Loosey:  At the very least I’m going to protest…