Righty Tighty: Dude Lefty, you’re gonna love this. Time magazine thinks you guys shouldn’t pay your taxes to show the country you don’t support Trump (Link). They word it all ambiguously like threaten to not pay taxes, lol.
Lefty Loosey: Omg those pussies at Time magazine, fuck threatening not paying then just paying our taxes, let’s just not pay our taxes.
Righty Tighty: Dude I bet Blade said the same thing and look what happened to him. But Blade was also black so it’s hard to know if it was the taxes or his skin color that landed him in prison.
Lefty Loosey: I wonder what Blade was protesting at the time.
Righty Tighty: Probably protesting white privilege.
Lefty Loosey: That would be a worthy protest to not pay taxes over.
Righty Tighty: How about not paying taxes because they’re used on illegal wars, causing death around the world, getting charged 4 billion for 1 plane by boeing, endless corruption, those would be good reasons to not pay taxes.
Lefty Loosey: Trump is a better reason.
Righty Tighty: Of course…
Lefty Loosey: I’m gonna have to listen to the old Blade and not pay taxes in defiance to Trump’s election.
Righty Tighty: Well I’ll see you in 3-4 years when they let you out bro.
Lefty Loosey: Normally I would agree but the judges are against Trump too.
Righty Tighty: That may be but when they realize they can’t be paid since the tax money isn’t flowing they’ll turn that anger towards you.
Lefty Loosey: Not me, I donated to the Clinton Foundation, I’m like teflon and if it comes to it I’ll just retroactively pay the taxes…
Righty Tighty: I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what Blade said…