Righty Tighty: Dude Lefty, WTF are you gonna do about climate change now that the top EPA scientist has been charged and sentenced for FRAUD, according to Matt Lauer (Link)
Lefty Loosey: Doesn’t change a thing, that dude went to prison for lying about being a CIA agent and not going to work, the science still stands.
Righty Tighty: R U FUCKING KIDDING ME, YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT SCIENCE THAT WAS CREATED BY A FRAUD WHO SAYS HE GETS A RUSH AND SENSE OF EXCITEMENT FROM LYING, AND DID IT ALL FOR GREED. SO EVERYTHING HE SAYS AND CLAIMED WAS FOR MONEY TO KEEP HIMSELF PAID.
Lefty Loosey: No no no, he just made up lies so he didn’t have to go to work. The other stuff he said and did wasn’t lies.
Righty Tighty: OMFG ARE YOU RETARDED? HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE ANYTHING A LIAR SAYS, IT INVALIDATES EVERYTHING HE’S DONE!! THIS IS A MAJOR CRISIS FOR THE EPA AND FOR CLIMATE BELIEVERS.
Lefty Loosey: Nope, nothing to see here. Just gonna sweep this under the rug and turn the etch-a-sketch over and give it a good shake and get our next “expert” to reinforce the climate narrative.
Righty Tighty: OMFG YOU’RE ONE OF THEM… AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU COULD BE REASONED WITH…
Lefty Loosey: No, you’re one of them and you need to get in line, Mr Gore, gonna need some emotional support snow dogs, a mobile safe space, some hot cocoa and play-doh for my friend Righty, he’s in denial about the climate and being triggered.